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So what exactly is a relay? Take your time.

I'm not ashamed to admit it. I know precisely (and I've measured using scientifically calibrated micro-calipers) diddly-squat about cars. However, I'm also a skinflint. So when something bad happens to a car of mine, the skinflint genes easily overpower the diddly-squat no-nothing repressions and force me to try the best I can to find a solution before I spent hundreds of dollars getting it towed somewhere, thousands of dollars getting it repaired, and hundreds more dollars on booze to help ease the pain of all those hundreds and thousands of dollars I so recently spent on repairs.

That leads me to my story.